im hearing voices, but all they do is complain
im hearing voices, but all they do is complain
2020-12-16 07:54:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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The One With Tessa Trying On Bras Again.
The One With Tessa Trying On Bras Again.
2020-12-15 07:48:13 +0000 UTC View Postlike my new bra? well, join me in the video and i’ll introdu..
like my new bra? well, join me in the video and i’ll introduce you to 6 more :)
2020-12-15 07:33:58 +0000 UTC View PostPOSTponed. i’ve been in deep cleaning mode for a few hours..
POSTponed. i’ve been in deep cleaning mode for a few hours and im just realizing what time it is! i’ve been cleaning like meth addict (minus peeking out of the window every 10 minutes) and i honestly thought it was ~8pm. wow. ill take pics and/or do a video when i’ve had a shower and i’m done ‘Marie Kondo-ing’ this bitch.
2020-12-14 07:33:28 +0000 UTC View Postim dressed like winnie the pooh and about to be stuck knuckl..
im dressed like winnie the pooh and about to be stuck knuckle deep in a sticky jar. . gross . . i’ve never referred to my pussy as a “sticky jar” before. instead i like to compare it to a chinese finger trap. you try to pull out of it, and that shit just sucks you right back in. side note(s): my bras didn’t arrive today. i should’ve double checked the tracking before i made such a claim. but when it arrives i’ll do a try on video for sure! also, i’m only on round two of laser hair removal so i’ve still got a little stubble. i have a feeling someone might see that and think “wtf? i thought she got that zapped off!” because that’s what i think every time i see it haha
2020-12-13 07:51:31 +0000 UTC View Postlos angeles is back in lock down,so i’m all dressed up with ..
los angeles is back in lock down,so i’m all dressed up with nowhere to go. i think i’ll call an uber black and have them take me walgreens hopping just so i can be seen.
2020-12-12 05:26:18 +0000 UTC View Postif i look concerned in this video, it’s because i am. i noti..
if i look concerned in this video, it’s because i am. i noticed as soon as i started filming that i was getting water ALL OVER the floor. but if i didn’t keep rolling, like a goddamn professional, the bathroom would eventually get too foggy to film. so that is the face of both regret, and acceptance. hopefully im naked enough that you don’t even realize i have a face.
2020-12-11 05:49:40 +0000 UTC View Posti need to get some of this off my chest and leave it behind ..
i need to get some of this off my chest and leave it behind me. get it? it’s a big boobs/small butt joke. hilarious. quality stuff.
2020-12-10 07:35:54 +0000 UTC View Postafter much thought i have decided... fuck it. post that shit..
after much thought i have decided... fuck it. post that shit again tessa. so here it is. i posted it again. for those of you who haven’t seen it, i hope it’s better than you thought. although somehow i doubt that it is 😂 also, i know it’s not technically a video, but maybe we can let this one slide?! ;)
2020-12-09 07:57:39 +0000 UTC View Posti was playing music, but also had to overlay that same music..
i was playing music, but also had to overlay that same music in the video to try and cover up how loudly i was breathing. jesus christ, i sound like a bulldog.
2020-12-09 07:32:17 +0000 UTC View Postthe lights changed in the last two photos and i didn’t even ..
the lights changed in the last two photos and i didn’t even notice it. it’s like my brain froze and i went dumb. that’s what happens EVERY TIME i see boobs... even my own boobs. . . . . i didn’t realize i missed yesterday’s post. so i guess tomorrow will be a double video update. i got a new toy to show off and an old outfit i want to wear. hint: it’s a suit. a birthday suit.
2020-12-08 07:55:48 +0000 UTC View Postholy shit that took almost an hour to upload. my internet is..
holy shit that took almost an hour to upload. my internet is dog shit.
2020-12-06 10:29:40 +0000 UTC View Posttoday’s post will be about an hour late. but i’ll try to mak..
today’s post will be about an hour late. but i’ll try to make it a good one :)
2020-12-06 07:39:15 +0000 UTC View Postrather than answering your questions live, i thought i’d ass..
rather than answering your questions live, i thought i’d assume what you wanted to hear and ramble about that for a few minutes.
2020-12-05 05:06:14 +0000 UTC View Postokayyy... it seems like the live-streaming issues weren’t en..
okayyy... it seems like the live-streaming issues weren’t entirely my fault this whole time. im having the same problem of it randomly disconnecting. i’ll email OF and see what the issue is and if there’s anything that can be done. im not going to attempt another live stream tonight because it’s likely to keep cutting out. instead i’ll post a video as today’s update. bummer 😡
2020-12-05 04:41:33 +0000 UTC View Postfuck me.. i didn’t realize i had to set up my wifi... let’s ..
fuck me.. i didn’t realize i had to set up my wifi... let’s make it 8:30. my bad. 🤦🏻♀️
2020-12-05 04:02:48 +0000 UTC View PostGOING LIVE @ 8PM PST sorry for yelling. see you in an hou..
GOING LIVE @ 8PM PST sorry for yelling. see you in an hour!
2020-12-05 02:56:19 +0000 UTC View Poston this edition of Phone Gems... 1. that one time i met Ro..
on this edition of Phone Gems... 1. that one time i met Ron Jeremy and he gave me a wet willy. grossest shit that’s ever happened to me. 2-5. the night @leannecrow agreed to help me move in to my new apartment, but we got about as far as 1 mirror and 18 beers. that’s about as much as we got done that night, as you can see. 6 & 7. when i was feeling exploring the world of pubic grooming. featured here, the landing strip. this was shortly followed by a few “interesting” choices that i’ve come to regret. (that’s a story for another day) 8 & 9. pretty self explanatory hope you enjoyed! and sorry if any of these are repeats... it’s hard to keep track of everything i’ve posted over the years. ———————— *IMPORTANT NOTICE* i am 80% sure that i’ve solved the issues i was having in terms of live-streaming, and i will be online tomorrow to test the quality, etc. i have another laser hair removal appointment tomorrow so i can’t say for sure what time i’ll start streaming, but i’ll be giving updates and at least an hour notice (hopefully more so you guys can tune in!)
2020-12-04 07:30:32 +0000 UTC View Posti sweat im happier than i look in some of these photos. al..
i sweat im happier than i look in some of these photos. also, regarding yesterday’s update... i didn’t anticipate the reaction it was receiving so i deleted the video. i should’ve realized it would cause some ‘stir’ considering it was sort of “coming out of left field”, but at the time i honestly just thought it was funny. i posted it in jest because to me it didn’t seem all that serious. i only read a few comments before i kind of freaked out and deleted it, but one that i read was questioning my mindset when posting the video... and to answer... i thought it was funny and ridiculous and it was posted all in good fun. *for those of you who didn’t see the video im referring to, here’s a quick summary... i edited an old video of me giving a guy a BJ. i cropped it down to 4 seconds and blurred out all the actual ‘action’, i.e. the penis and my mouth on said penis. god, that was weird to type.
2020-12-02 07:01:22 +0000 UTC View Post
when i put on an all black outfit i feel like such a badass...
when i put on an all black outfit i feel like such a badass. so i attempt to take a video of me being ‘badass’. but i keep seeing myself in the camera and it’s making me so exited that i smile and giggle and i lose all of my badassery. one day i’ll manage to go full “hardcore, deadpan, no nonsense, rocker chick”... but today is not that day.
2020-11-29 07:31:20 +0000 UTC View Postloving these new pants. they make my tush look a little more..
loving these new pants. they make my tush look a little more juicy. and i need as much juice as i can get. also, THOSE FUCKING BRA MARKS!!!
2020-11-28 08:00:57 +0000 UTC View Posti think this shirt is a little small. just a little.
i think this shirt is a little small. just a little.
2020-11-27 08:22:40 +0000 UTC View Postsometimes you’ve gotta rock out with your cock out
sometimes you’ve gotta rock out with your cock out
2020-11-26 07:04:42 +0000 UTC View Postit’s not dirty, it’s just tiny and over flowing with shit. ..
it’s not dirty, it’s just tiny and over flowing with shit. my closet. im talking about my closet.
2020-11-25 07:58:58 +0000 UTC View Posti wanna be all up in the club. the country club.
i wanna be all up in the club. the country club.
2020-11-25 05:35:13 +0000 UTC View Postmy my my... it looks like Miss Fowler is 15 minutes late to ..
my my my... it looks like Miss Fowler is 15 minutes late to class for the second time this week. i guess that means straight to detention for me. any of you bad boys want to join?
2020-11-23 08:15:32 +0000 UTC View Postim gonna skirt all over you. im a skirter.
im gonna skirt all over you. im a skirter.
2020-11-22 08:03:05 +0000 UTC View Post
