im dressed like winnie the pooh and about to be stuck knuckl..
Added 2020-12-13 07:51:31 +0000 UTCim dressed like winnie the pooh and about to be stuck knuckle deep in a sticky jar. . gross . . i’ve never referred to my pussy as a “sticky jar” before. instead i like to compare it to a chinese finger trap. you try to pull out of it, and that shit just sucks you right back in. side note(s): my bras didn’t arrive today. i should’ve double checked the tracking before i made such a claim. but when it arrives i’ll do a try on video for sure! also, i’m only on round two of laser hair removal so i’ve still got a little stubble. i have a feeling someone might see that and think “wtf? i thought she got that zapped off!” because that’s what i think every time i see it haha
