slow motion boobs are sexy and sensual, while sped up boobs ..
slow motion boobs are sexy and sensual, while sped up boobs are turbulent and chaotic.
2020-11-20 07:48:22 +0000 UTC View Postslow motion boobs are sexy and sensual, while sped up boobs are turbulent and chaotic.
2020-11-20 07:48:22 +0000 UTC View Postfirst video is a little disclaimer for those of you who may have been concerned about me. as for the second video, i randomly picked a song from my “Early 2000” playlist and it matched the video so perfect! just when i thought i couldn’t love this song more. “Fever For The Flava - Hot Action Cop” do yourself a favor and watch the music video. it’s amazing!
2020-11-19 07:53:39 +0000 UTC View Postyup, i did it folks. i installed a Clapper. an original Clapper. well, it’s The Clapper Plus because, well, upgrade. it’s greatest thing i’ve ever found on amazon. but of course it works when i don’t want it to (every time i open a soda the noise is a perfect rhythm to turn my lights off) and it doesn’t work when im counting on it to (this is the third attempt at this video because the clapper wasn’t cooperating, and i STILL had to clap three times to make it work). regardless, it’s still one of my favorite things the last two videos are bloopers. as you can see, when it finally does work, i can’t help but laugh because ITS A FUCKING CLAPPER! haahahah
2020-11-18 07:31:39 +0000 UTC View Postfuck dancing like no one’s watching... instead, dance like you’re gonna post it. i tend to wear less clothes that way.
2020-11-17 07:12:43 +0000 UTC View PostIM HERE TO PLAY (with your) BALL!!!!
2020-11-16 07:43:50 +0000 UTC View Postdamn! i almost made it. and i only kind of have those tiddy marks. anyway, i thought i’d properly introduce you to my new buddy
2020-11-15 08:02:21 +0000 UTC View Postupdate may be a few minutes late. i went to film and realized i forgot to take my bra off and give my tits a 30min ‘cool down’ phase in order to get rid of these goddamn bra lines that are in most of my photos. gonna let these thangs rest for a few minutes 😂
2020-11-15 07:30:47 +0000 UTC View Postwhen the hair goes up, it’s about to go down. oh, and this is a Q&A video... the question is, “you ever gonna show us that dildo?”
2020-11-14 07:10:57 +0000 UTC View Posttomorrow i’m posting a q&a type video since live-streaming has been a bust (im still trying to figure that out). also, i’ll be brainstorming some other fun things to film. i figured you guys deserve all video posts until i catch up with my uploads :)
2020-11-13 08:02:51 +0000 UTC View Posti just want to thank my dad for giving me the issues i needed to show my big tits to the world!! without you, i’d be behind a desk and my boobs would be behind a shirt. that would have been tragic. also, i likely wouldn’t have tried anal, which again, would’ve been tragic.
2020-11-13 07:58:37 +0000 UTC View Postthe last few days i’ve been in a bit of a ‘funk’ and i apologize for not posting. just haven’t felt very sexy and i tried but couldn’t fake it. im feeling better though and tomorrow will be back to the normal. and of course a few days of multi posts. i’ll have to do something special to make it with my absence ;) anyway.. here are some old phone gems. didn’t want to leave you hanging for one more night
2020-11-10 07:33:54 +0000 UTC View Postfun fact: the song Darling Nikki by Prince is actually the song that led to the creation of the ‘Parental Advisory’ stickers on albums. apparently an 11 year old was listening to this song and when her mother heard the lyrics “I knew a girl named Nikki/ i guess you could say she was a sex fiend/ i met her in a hotel lobby/ masturbating with a magazine” she lost her fucking shit! she went full karen and spoke to all the managers until she was finally able to ruin it for the rest of us. so when i saw these underwear, i knew i needed to dance to this song. and i knew i needed to do it in the closet. it just seemed right. . . . . p.s. i know i said double post today, but i wasn’t able to get what i needed (an outfit i had delivered to the ups store) in order to do what i had planned. so im postponing until tomorrow anyway... just letting you know i didn’t forget :)
2020-11-08 08:08:03 +0000 UTC View Postsomething about these photos makes me want to snuggle up next to a fire with some hot chocolate and a finger in my ass. (double post tomorrow. it’s going to be a fun one!)
2020-11-07 06:08:59 +0000 UTC View Postthis outfit though. p.s. this building is a ‘multi family home’, and these walls are THIN. the squeaking door at 2:42 is actually my neighbor’s door. yeah, it’s that bad. so, needless to say, i’ve had to invest in a more discrete vibrator.
2020-11-05 06:37:53 +0000 UTC View Postit’s erection day and i want to head all your poles. 🇺🇸
2020-11-04 07:23:30 +0000 UTC View Post#throwback to one of my favorite shoots. boners, assemble!
2020-11-02 07:59:43 +0000 UTC View PostShit p*ss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat.
2020-11-01 06:59:54 +0000 UTC View Postfeeling extra chesty today. this happens occasionally... every now and then i become hyper aware of the sheer size of these bad boys, and today is one of those days. they’re bigger than my freaking head! it’s like i’ve got vin diesel and his twin in a headlock.
2020-10-30 06:47:42 +0000 UTC View Posti love everything that’s fluffy. i think they call ‘em fluffers. yeah... i’m a fluffer!
2020-10-29 04:17:38 +0000 UTC View Postthese boots were made for squawking
2020-10-29 03:16:45 +0000 UTC View Postim dripping wet. it’s mouthwatering.
2020-10-28 03:54:46 +0000 UTC View Postanybody got a nut? because this squirrel needs one.
2020-10-26 06:57:49 +0000 UTC View Postmy friend’s only “selfie mirror” is adjacent to the living room... im sure that’s because it’s a well known fact that if i see a mirror, im pulling out my tits and taking a pic in it. so now everyone in the living room can catch a glimpse of these warlocks.
2020-10-24 06:11:12 +0000 UTC View Postthat last post was lame... so here, have some more. also, no context makes this clip odd and confusing. hell, WITH context it’s still pretty ridiculous... so, yeah. there ya go.
2020-10-23 06:28:39 +0000 UTC View Postdon’t you hate it when you eat the same thing two nights in a row?
2020-10-22 06:57:34 +0000 UTC View Post