holy shit. did i find a corset top that fits AND it unzips from the front?! yes, yes i did. i can’t decide what to wear for the rest of my life... this or my clickbait shirt. fuckin’ sophie’s choice.
2021-01-09 07:50:24 +0000 UTC View Postokay so that was way more than an hour, but my slow motion sounds were really weird and it took waaay longer than expected to pick out a song. im happy with my choice, but i know there’s a better one out there. also, i fucking love this shirt. i’m never taking it off. well... you know what i mean.
2021-01-08 11:16:07 +0000 UTC View Post
people always stare at me when i wear this outfit... i guess they’re all metallica fans.
2021-01-07 08:15:32 +0000 UTC View Post
you ever forget to set your alarm, but luckily you wake up on your own with only 10min to get dressed and be at work/school? well... that just happened to me. thankfully i fell asleep with my makeup on and my tits out.
2021-01-06 08:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
i put my wet towel and wet hair ALL OVER THE BED for these pics and now i regret it. i should be used to soggy sheets by now, but alas... i am not.
2021-01-05 07:28:35 +0000 UTC View Post
well well well... what do are have here? and what’s above it with the face and the eyes?
2021-01-04 07:54:34 +0000 UTC View Postthe only time i’ll ever look down on you is if you’re going down on me. or if you’re mean to the waiter.
2021-01-03 05:40:40 +0000 UTC View Post
picture day is a lot more fun when you’re homeschooled.
2021-01-02 07:08:17 +0000 UTC View Post
you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
2021-01-02 05:29:47 +0000 UTC View PostAND THE WINNER IS.... yeah, i know it should be “and the winners are...” but that doesn’t have the same ring to it.
2021-01-02 04:16:31 +0000 UTC View Postjust had a shower, and now im getting ready for a looong day of shooting. i’m going to get enough stuff to make up for any missed posts. i’ll post the winners of the giveaway first, so keep an eye out for that video!
2021-01-01 21:13:01 +0000 UTC View Postso i have been pretty ill, but the giveaway is still on! i have all the entries accounted for and will be posting a video of the winners tomorrow. i will then messages the winners to discuss details. thank you guys for your patience and i am excited to start the new year :)
2021-01-01 04:21:52 +0000 UTC View Postmy tits aren’t dumb, they’re just a little slow.
2020-12-30 06:11:26 +0000 UTC View Postmy body has betrayed me. c’ya after my slumber. also, wtf does a twitchy eye mean? i checked google and it’s either stress, dehydration, or parkinson’s.
2020-12-29 04:40:36 +0000 UTC View PostGIVEAWAY UPDATE! so i’ve realized that comments don’t load after a certain point, so my “comment below” idea is a bust. so here’s the new plan... COPY AND PASTE THIS IN A MESSAGE TO ME: CUSTOM 👻🐝 (haha get it? custom boobies.) send me that text, and NOTHING ELSE until the giveaway is over. that way i can scroll through my inbox and count your vote without having to open every message. if you do want to send another message, just be sure that “CUSTOM👻🐝” is the last one sent. i guess i should’ve thought this part through BEFORE i announced the giveaway ... oops. hopefully this is the last hiccup and things run smoothly from now until Thursday!
2020-12-28 16:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostGIVEAWAY PSA! your name can only be entered once! and if you have no idea what im talking about, refer to my video post from the 26th. IM ONLY COUNTING THE NAMES THAT COMMENT “CUSTOM” ON THAT VIDEO!
2020-12-28 09:25:16 +0000 UTC View Postphotos on the way, but first a word from our sponsor...
2020-12-28 08:54:15 +0000 UTC View Posti need an extra half hour to figure out this outfit... post will be a few minutes late lol
2020-12-28 07:38:52 +0000 UTC View Post
im doing a CUSTOM VIDEO GIVEAWAY to thank you all for being the best part of a pretty crappy year :) see video for details. also, good god in awkward. i attempted that video a few times, and this is what i ended up with... so you can imagine how awkward the rejects were lol.
2020-12-27 07:30:28 +0000 UTC View Post
i got bored one night and decided to recreate photos of some of my favorite Russ Meyer’s busty babes. and i had to throw in little twin peaks too :)
2020-12-26 06:25:32 +0000 UTC View Post
christmas as been kind of a bummer this year and i’ve been feeling a little ‘meh’ the last few days. so here are some ‘phone gems’ i found that im regifting, so to speak. haha
2020-12-26 06:15:58 +0000 UTC View Post
this is how i’ve been for the last 13 hours. i haven’t been feeling well and after my shower this morning i decided to lie down for a few minutes... haha yeah, “few minutes”. i ended up passing out and woke up not even knowing what year it was. ever have those kind of naps? ones that completely ruin your internal clock?
2020-12-23 07:25:09 +0000 UTC View Post
this dress is the tits! i wish all my clothes had big booby holes like this.
2020-12-22 07:55:46 +0000 UTC View Post
alright... so i know what you’re thinking. you’re thinking, ‘that looks toothy af!’. but this is just a dress rehearsal. i always keep the teeth backstage when it’s SHOWTIME. also, fun fact: this song was the ONLY song i wasn’t allowed to listen to growing up. it was playing and while my mom knew the song, she had never actually paid attention to the lyrics. well, this time she did and decided it was too filthy for me to listen to.
2020-12-21 07:27:36 +0000 UTC View Post
JUST got back from target. it gets me every time. i went for some drawers and some sheets, and i left with a bunch of bullshit i don’t need. and i didn’t save any time to get the perfect pics, so instead i had to do a rush job. a rush job that looks JUST like some old school glamour shots 😂 it looks like i took these at the walmart studio. anyway.. i still owe you one update
2020-12-20 07:44:58 +0000 UTC View Post
i didn’t want to do laundry, so im at target getting new underwear and fresh sheets. when i DO finally wash my dirty clothes, im going to have 496837375 pairs of underwear, and 12 sets of sheets. p.s. this doesn’t could as an “update”, i’m just trying something new. i figure if i post random shit like this, as well as my normal content, then ill be less likely to accidentally skip a day (like yesterday 😬). and also, maybe some of you are interested in what i do when i have clothes on.
2020-12-20 05:27:44 +0000 UTC View Post
it’s time for some more Phone Gems :) in this ‘series’ we revisit my 24 yr old, 2016, tits and landing strip. it seems even back then i was milking that underboob angle (pun intended!) as for the landing strip... i rocked that look for a few months until one day, when i was trimming it up, i accidentally shortened it a little too much. it looked like my cooter had a hitler mustache. or, as i liked to call it, The Clitler. it was hilarious, but it had to go.
2020-12-17 06:42:23 +0000 UTC View Post
