Went to visit my parents today. Overheard my mom telling someone on the phone that I’ve “gained a HUGE amount of weight in 2 years” 🤭🤪
2024-05-03 02:17:44 +0000 UTC View Post
This shirt must have shrunk in the wash.
2024-05-01 02:10:51 +0000 UTC View Post
A hungry man is not a free man.
2024-04-12 01:41:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Wow, I really haven’t posted in forever, huh?
2024-04-07 18:20:25 +0000 UTC View PostI haven’t been religious in ages, but do you think if I start praying to get fucked every night, there’s a chance it might actually happen? Like manifestation or something?
2024-03-12 06:21:38 +0000 UTC View PostBy the power of god and spandex, somehow these buttons are staying intact
2024-03-04 03:29:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Help me take my pants the rest of the way off? :p
2024-03-04 03:15:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Thought you guys might enjoy these
2024-02-23 18:59:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I guess my clothes are getting a little tight 😛
2024-02-05 17:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, is your birthday coming up? I think somebody ordered some cake
2024-02-05 07:13:42 +0000 UTC View Post
You never really know whose bathroom I’m gonna end up in
2024-02-01 04:21:36 +0000 UTC View Post
If I don’t get some dick soon I’m gonna
2024-01-31 07:35:58 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s just one of those days where you want to swallow so much cum you get sick to your stomach
2024-01-29 00:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostI just wanna moan in someone’s mouth. Maybe after you feed me a brownie? We can be penguins? No but seriously
2024-01-27 00:02:05 +0000 UTC View PostI miss my hair y’all. At least I finally tried short hair so I don’t have to wonder what I’d look like anymore. Well it grows fast… 😝 also I did a lot of walking in Portland and it WAS handy whenever I’d start sweating more than I should have been going up all those hills…
2024-01-25 20:14:52 +0000 UTC View PostI just love looking at myself lately 🥰 I guess it’s easy to when you’ve got somebody gassing you up 😌☺️
2024-01-22 22:46:36 +0000 UTC View PostMy vibrator might be what I’m most looking forward to about going home. Gotta remember to bring that with me on trips… Idk if I can get used to just doing it by hand :/ or should I continue to detox??
2024-01-22 22:43:15 +0000 UTC View PostI really gotta stop stuffing my face y’all. I really gotta stop. I’m in desperate need of tummy rubs rn
2024-01-22 11:48:55 +0000 UTC View PostI got 99 problems and good dick could solve 87 of them
2024-01-21 21:29:44 +0000 UTC View Post
This breakfast burrito might be the best breakfast burrito I’ve ever had in my whole entire life, and I lived in San Antonio for a bit
2024-01-20 23:59:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I was a little sad yesterday but it was nothing some tacos couldn’t fix. Love when someone tells me how much they adore me like this 🥰
2024-01-20 23:56:50 +0000 UTC View Post
The most tragic part of all of this is doordash isn’t working
2024-01-19 20:12:38 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m feeling so confident today for absolutely no reason 🥰😁
2024-01-18 23:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post
