Smile, don't give trouble the satisfaction. - Gabriel Garcia..
Smile, don't give trouble the satisfaction. - Gabriel Garcia Marquez, "Love in the Time "😊
2024-05-05 09:08:09 +0000 UTC View Post
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Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you hav..
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you have to keep moving.🚴
2024-05-04 15:18:20 +0000 UTC View PostOne of the manifestations of the law of meanness, food takes..
One of the manifestations of the law of meanness, food takes longer to cook than it does to eat. 🙄
2024-05-03 16:02:42 +0000 UTC View PostThat's what I love about women's underwear - it's what's und..
That's what I love about women's underwear - it's what's underneath.🔥😈
2024-05-02 14:58:06 +0000 UTC View PostA woman's age is like a dress: no matter how old it is, it h..
A woman's age is like a dress: no matter how old it is, it has to be worn correctly.😏
2024-05-01 15:36:36 +0000 UTC View PostYou didn't have to blow dry your head with a hair dryer or y..
You didn't have to blow dry your head with a hair dryer or your mind would be scattered.🚿😄
2024-04-30 09:47:13 +0000 UTC View PostI want someone who will look at me the way I look at cake.🤤😋
I want someone who will look at me the way I look at cake.🤤😋
2024-04-29 10:40:25 +0000 UTC View PostHey sexy, how about we skip the small talk and get right dow..
Hey sexy, how about we skip the small talk and get right down to business? 🍆💦
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Life is like theater: you only get flowers after you leave t..
Life is like theater: you only get flowers after you leave the stage.💐🎭
2024-04-27 14:22:30 +0000 UTC View PostBetter a bad day fishing than a good day at work.😁
Better a bad day fishing than a good day at work.😁
2024-04-26 14:04:33 +0000 UTC View PostThe beauty of breasts is best judged by touch.😏
The beauty of breasts is best judged by touch.😏
2024-04-25 10:10:27 +0000 UTC View PostWife to husband: "Why are there socks all over the apartment..
Wife to husband: "Why are there socks all over the apartment?" 🤬
Husband: "It's a new promotion - Collect ten pairs and get money for mascara!"😆
might seem a little shy but wants to sit on your face 😍 Do y..
might seem a little shy but wants to sit on your face 😍 Do you like juicy thighs? 💦 Would you like to immerse your face in them? 🤭👉Text her right now! #ad
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If you have intelligent eyes and an enigmatic smile, then yo..
If you have intelligent eyes and an enigmatic smile, then you're being photographed😳😏
2024-04-23 11:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostThere are two periods in a man's life when he completely mis..
There are two periods in a man's life when he completely misunderstands a woman: before marriage and after.😁
2024-04-21 14:33:49 +0000 UTC View PostA diplomat is a person who always remembers a woman's birthd..
A diplomat is a person who always remembers a woman's birthday but never knows how old she is.😉😏
2024-04-20 15:36:23 +0000 UTC View PostDo you want to get a gift? 🎁 I have a tempting offer for you..
Do you want to get a gift? 🎁 I have a tempting offer for you, my naughty boy. 💕 How about you express your love to me by liking all my posts and writing a comment under each one, and in return I'll give you a gift you'll never forget! 💋 When you're done, text me the code phrase "passion." 😈
2024-04-19 12:56:42 +0000 UTC View PostThe one who gets up early can still sleep. You're up early.😄
The one who gets up early can still sleep. You're up early.😄
2024-04-18 15:16:43 +0000 UTC View PostLooking for a problem? I'm at your service 😏😄
Looking for a problem? I'm at your service 😏😄
2024-04-17 14:04:51 +0000 UTC View PostDon't think that your goodwill toward people is a gift you g..
Don't think that your goodwill toward people is a gift you give to people: you give that gift to yourself.😘🥰
2024-04-16 14:45:33 +0000 UTC View PostFolk omen: If a woman suddenly stopped talking, it means tha..
Folk omen: If a woman suddenly stopped talking, it means that she wants to say something.😏
2024-04-15 14:39:02 +0000 UTC View PostTourism is about carrying incredible weights over unimaginab..
Tourism is about carrying incredible weights over unimaginable distances for no apparent reason.😄🥾
2024-04-14 14:34:52 +0000 UTC View PostThe most frustrating thing is when you've thought out the di..
The most frustrating thing is when you've thought out the dialog in your head and your interlocutor speaks out of order.🤬
2024-04-13 14:39:20 +0000 UTC View Post- My love, I'll do anything for you: through storm and hurri..
- My love, I'll do anything for you: through storm and hurricane! I'd roll mountains! Anyway, wait - I'll come tomorrow. If it doesn't rain.🌧️
2024-04-11 10:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhen they ask you out for coffee, they certainly don't mean ..
When they ask you out for coffee, they certainly don't mean coffee.😉☕
2024-04-10 10:27:17 +0000 UTC View PostIf dentists make money off of people with bad teeth, why sho..
If dentists make money off of people with bad teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 9 out of 10 dentists recommend? 🪥😁
2024-04-09 12:26:07 +0000 UTC View PostWe've stopped doing good deeds for our women..... What is di..
We've stopped doing good deeds for our women.....
What is difficult, while she sleeps, to stretch her clothes so that in the morning she will think she has lost weight and be in a good mood all day?😄
Summer is coming, and this is the time to kiss the sun and e..
Summer is coming, and this is the time to kiss the sun and embrace the sea.🌤️🏖️
2024-04-05 17:12:08 +0000 UTC View Post- Hey, what are you so upset about? 👀 - Sit down, I'll tell ..
- Hey, what are you so upset about? 👀
- Sit down, I'll tell you everything. ☹️
- Well, tell me! 😊
- You know, it looks like the bench is just painted. 🎨
Don't put off until dinner what you can eat at lunch.😋
Don't put off until dinner what you can eat at lunch.😋
2024-04-03 15:18:53 +0000 UTC View Post
