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Gay-Ass Storytelling Show at the Bell House outtakes (3/3)

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Gay-Ass Storytelling Show at the Bell House outtakes (3/3)

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Gay-Ass Storytelling Show at the Bell House outtakes (2/3)

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Gay-Ass Storytelling Show at the Bell House outtakes (1/3)

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This week’s standup doodles 3/3

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This week’s standup doodles 3/3

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Hope everyone’s having a great weekend! NYC, big announcement coming Monday

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Peter Pan bus back to NYC gave us a 10 minute courtesy break..

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Peter Pan bus back to NYC gave us a 10 minute courtesy break at the Biden welcome center, where flat vending machine Diet Coke costs $4.50. Guess that’s the Biden welcome 😌

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Happy no longer Passover

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Happy almost-no-longer-Passover, everyone. Here’s a little bite of matzo brei I saved for my very un-Jewish roommate to try.

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I forgot to buy matzah

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I forgot to buy matzah

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This is what it feels like running into an ex at a social event

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Well anyway, stay safe out there

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How bout this guy?

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I know it’s too early to be thinking about this, but do you think if I went as this guy for Halloween, anyone would get it?

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And from last night’s open mic

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And from last night’s open mic

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And from Friday’s open mic

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And from Friday’s open mic

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Some doodles from Saturday’s show

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Some doodles from Saturday’s show

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Going to post an edited version of this to IG soon, but you ..

Going to post an edited version of this to IG soon, but you guys get the full, uncut version, jokes that don't land and all.

(Making this presentation was a shit ton of work, so if you were thinking of tipping on any of my posts, this would be a great one!)

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Would you believe the results weren’t helpful?

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Hope everyone’s safe!

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If you’re in New York, come to Caveat on Wednesday to see me..

If you’re in New York, come to Caveat on Wednesday to see me do a PowerPoint show. One of the few places you can see 10 completely new minutes no one’s heard.

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Roast battled Jilberto Soto this week! His best joke against..

Roast battled Jilberto Soto this week! His best joke against me:

Clara is nonbinary, which is crazy, because when most people look at them, they see a 0 or a 1

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Big things coming, and y’all get the first look! https://ww..

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Big things coming, and y’all get the first look!
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Roast jokes from the trans birthday roast show part 3/3: ***..

Roast jokes from the trans birthday roast show part 3/3:
*** is showing off her stomach today, as she has to — it's the source of her powers. Her powers, of course, are thirst tweeting at transmascs.
*** is here. I don't really know him, which I'm assuming means I don't have to.

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Roast jokes from the trans birthday roast show part 2: *** s..

Roast jokes from the trans birthday roast show part 2:
*** still lists her pronouns publicly as they/them. Bitch, if you're a they/them, I'm a dom top.
***, it couldn’t have been easy for your parents when they realized it wasn’t just a phase. Not your queerness, the musical theater thing — you’re an adult. Grow up.

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Roast jokes from the trans birthday roast show part 1: *** ..

Roast jokes from the trans birthday roast show part 1:
*** is so bitter about comedy, he'd resent a dalmatian if it didn't give him a spot.
*** is recovering from an STD. She's such a self-involved theater kid that she'd do anything to get a clap

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