going through my phone and i found a bunch of videos from some of my ‘intoxicated escapades’ 😂. there are hundreds of videos, these are just a few that won’t either embarrass, or incriminate me lol.
the first video is one of my all time favorites. it was the first time i decided to film myself after practicing some pole tricks. the pole is a tension rod and i forgot to lock it, so it slowly looser with every turn... and i practiced on that thing all damn day. this was apparently the last straw. the fact that i got this on film is a blessing, and it’s one i cherish hahaha.
as for the last video, i was ambushed by my sister and neighbor and they duct taped me to the john. this is the aftermath.
2020-06-09 06:15:50 +0000 UTC
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i haven’t forgotten about the ‘try on’ video! i just have been staring at this massive pile of clothes haha. i will film and post it tomorrow :) xoxo
2020-06-08 23:30:15 +0000 UTC
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let's light this bitch up.
2020-06-08 06:58:09 +0000 UTC
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the 'honey badger' from 800 Degrees. my god. its like sex in a pie.. a sex pie. and just like sex, this pie fills me up in bed and leaves me sweaty.
also, i'll shoot a quick 'try on' video for you guys and post it asap :)
2020-06-07 04:25:37 +0000 UTC
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watching this video made me realize how fast i talk. people tell me that all the time, but i am just now noticing that they're right 😂. so in this video, watch me 'fast talk' my way through a tour of my tattoos :)
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(the second video is the achilles heel tattoo "inspiration" that i mentioned.)
2020-06-06 06:29:02 +0000 UTC
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no face, no clothes, and only half a robe.
2020-06-05 09:45:12 +0000 UTC
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new video coming friday :)
2020-06-04 06:26:21 +0000 UTC
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i like my men like i like my whiskey... stiff, neat, and goes down easy. i also like to have one before bed ;)
2020-06-04 06:21:15 +0000 UTC
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a little ‘behind the scenes‘ pics of one of my favorite shoots to date. this was back in 2014. i’d just moved to los angeles, roommates with leanne crow, and having the best time of my life.
#throwback
2020-06-03 07:10:40 +0000 UTC
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ive been making a lot of target discoveries lately. first the little kids clothes, and now this!! i wonder what other treasures await me.
2020-06-01 22:32:08 +0000 UTC
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just now reading your comments from yesterday’s post... the photo in my phone case is my niece :) she’s my everything xo
2020-06-01 22:22:35 +0000 UTC
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people always laugh when they see me sitting in the sink to do my makeup. i’ve been doing it as long as i can remember and i probably never grew out of it because i literally never grew. i still fit ;)
2020-06-01 05:59:53 +0000 UTC
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the best part of my showers.
i obviously clean them MUCH more than this.. it was just really cold and i needed the water back on. i had to turn it off because the camera kept digging up
2020-05-31 06:59:32 +0000 UTC
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gotta get my squeeze on. excuse the red eyes.. it's "allergies" ... *wink wink*
don't tell my mom.
2020-05-30 06:59:06 +0000 UTC
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haha a "blooper" from yesterday's video. it took me five attempts to get that damn video, and this was the fourth. i noticed my lipstick had smeared on my chin and i was trying to subtly fix it. and as you can see, i got really annoyed when it didn't work 😂
2020-05-29 07:08:41 +0000 UTC
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i wore this camo shirt so you wouldn’t notice my boobs, and i sat like this so you would notice my ass. it’s opposite day.
bottoms up, gentlemen!
#throwback
2020-05-29 06:58:26 +0000 UTC
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time to hit the sack. and maybe go to sleep after ;)
2020-05-28 07:02:03 +0000 UTC
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i’m editing today’s video and it’ll be posted soon.
if you notice i’ve been posting late, it’s because my sleep schedule is about 12 hours off haha
2020-05-28 06:08:46 +0000 UTC
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welcome to another episode of So You Think You Can Dance XXX
(MISOPHONIA WARNING! my mic is picking up every little sound, including my sticky lipgloss. that sound drives me nuts so if you hate it too, beware!)
2020-05-27 02:46:52 +0000 UTC
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my ‘least seen’ angle, and my ‘most seen’ angle ;)
2020-05-26 06:01:17 +0000 UTC
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playing with makeup is always fun! you know what else is fun? seeing hard nipples through a girls shirt.
2020-05-25 03:02:24 +0000 UTC
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sucking on my douche flute
2020-05-24 04:35:45 +0000 UTC
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omg this just happened. hahahaha
2020-05-23 02:13:19 +0000 UTC
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been busy the last few days so i haven’t opened messages... but i will be doing that later tonight :)
2020-05-23 01:29:20 +0000 UTC
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my pussy tastes a lot like my fingers.
2020-05-23 01:27:31 +0000 UTC
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playing the downstairs deejay.
(i’ll double post today since i missed yesterday)
2020-05-22 14:09:04 +0000 UTC
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this song (vamp - trentemoller) makes me want to dirty dance. every time. without fail.
2020-05-21 04:59:08 +0000 UTC
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i’ve been working on my ass... and by ‘working on my ass’ i mean arching the fuck out of my back.
2020-05-20 01:52:10 +0000 UTC
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get you a girl that can do both 😂
2020-05-19 00:03:56 +0000 UTC
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today’s oxymoron: nude undies.
2020-05-18 02:32:09 +0000 UTC
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