you guys... my butt! when i looked back and saw the last two pics (15 & 16) i even impressed myself, hence the quick video. i had to watch it in motion, reeeeeally look at it to make sure i wasn’t trippin. so, yeah, i guess this is my new life now. i have an ass. who knows what amazing things lie ahead of me and my medium juicy ass.
2021-03-02 05:54:59 +0000 UTC View Postthis is in two parts because i had to cut out and re-record the tity fuck portion of this video.i started to put the D.O.A.S. between my boobs and quickly realized i forgot to put lube by the bed, but because im a professional, i just tried to roll with it. which is so dumb because it was not sliding up and down so much as skipping and dragging the length of my cleavage. it sounded like someone was coloring on a dry erase board. and then i tried to improvise and use my spit, but apparently im dehydrated because all i could muster was a tsp. of foam that slowly dripped down my chin and landed on my hand. sooooo, anyway. enjoy ;)
2021-03-01 07:52:23 +0000 UTC View Post
haha i pinched my finger in the tripod when i was lowering it for that ‘good angle’, and since the shutter button was in my hand pic 9 now exists ha. i had to include it because it makes me laugh
2021-03-01 02:16:27 +0000 UTC View Posti swear to Tom Hanks that i’ll have those videos to you asap! i’ll switch up the plan a bit and shoot some stuff that i can get posted quickly for y’all. i keep forgetting that moving is a pain in the ass and i haven’t yet adjusted my shooting schedule. on the days im doing a lot of moving stuff i’ll do that days update in the AM rather than PM so this doesn’t happen again.
2021-02-28 05:14:57 +0000 UTC View Postim in such a great mood and i felt i should want share some quotes that have motivated me to make that first step. hopefully they will also inspire you to do what i did, and go fuck yourself. trust me, it’s worth it!! haha jokes aside, i feel like a new woman. stay tuned, today i swear you’ll get your video(s) ;)
2021-02-27 16:44:12 +0000 UTC View Post
okay, so it was 2.3 packages. good thing my boy Rascootin’ has some towing power.
2021-02-27 07:50:02 +0000 UTC View Postkeeping you up to date on my update.
2021-02-27 06:47:24 +0000 UTC View Post
spring has sprung in Los Angeles and im LOVING it. spring means i can start wearing tiny outfits again, like this one. the only problem is i went to an italian restaurant for dinner and im still eating as if i’ve got my winter clothes on. “i ate more fettuccini alfredo and drank less water than i have in my entire life. -michael scott” -tessa fowler. due to the pasta incident, the update i owe you guys from yesterday will be posted tomorrow. and since you guys are cutting me some slack and being patient with me, i’ll post a longer video with my dick-on-a-stick to show my gratitude. that’s right, a gratitude bj... literally the best kind.
2021-02-26 07:19:44 +0000 UTC View Post
my makeup looked good today, so i showered without getting my face wet so i could take these pics. twasn’t easy, ‘twas worth it.
2021-02-24 07:44:51 +0000 UTC View Posti accidentally stopped recording right before i got to say that i really do love you, and that eye roll was simply because i’ve been wearing my contacts too long and for some reason rolling my eyes helps. please tell me im not the only one who does this, because that friggin eye roll has gotten me in to trouble quite a bit.
2021-02-23 06:15:33 +0000 UTC View Postoh, and here’s yesterday’s video ;) ignore the bruise on my chest... it’s from the acupuncture needles.
2021-02-22 07:36:57 +0000 UTC View Posti really wish i painted my nails for this.
2021-02-22 06:36:27 +0000 UTC View Post
you know it was a good snooze when you wake up with “sleep scars”. hell, i slept so good last night that these might actually be permanent. when i finally peel myself out of bed i’ll shoot and upload last night’s video :)
2021-02-21 19:04:19 +0000 UTC View Post
booty appreciation post. the end.
2021-02-20 07:56:37 +0000 UTC View Post
a few requested more feet pics, so i tried feet pics. and let me tell ya, it’s more difficult than i thought it would be to fit them in frame, be sexy, and try to be creative with it. the last photo is an attempt that was good in theory, but failed miserably haha **UPDATE ** thankfully my lip is almost back to normal! just a little fat and i keep biting it when i chew, so that’s fun.
2021-02-19 08:00:28 +0000 UTC View Postrather than the photos i was planning on taking and posting for you guys tonight, here's a video explaining why that's not gonna happen. haha i'm a friggin mess. also, i figured i should update you guys on life AND finally tell you guys my news. spring time is going to be a lot of fun and super busy. oh, and ..... ****WARNING**** if bl00d or needles make you squeamish, then don't watch the second video. i had a few acupuncture sized needles put in my boobs and the video is the doctor pulling them out. there's a teeny tiny speck of bl00d, but i know even that is enough for some people to feel nauseous. i just wanted to warn incase this applies to any of you.
2021-02-18 10:35:18 +0000 UTC View Posthaving some technical difficulties, but update is coming soon!
2021-02-18 08:14:07 +0000 UTC View Postoh and i forgot to mention the “good news” ... well you might have to wait one more night. might? i mean, definitely. you’re definitely going to have to wait one more night haha. my bad
2021-02-17 07:57:54 +0000 UTC View Post
okay so these pajamas are, without a doubt, the most comfortable thing i’ve ever put on my body. it was difficult for me to take them off for these photos, but somehow i managed. p.s. i had to include the last photo for you guys ;) i never usually post something so naughty, but tonight im feeling like a bad girl.
2021-02-17 07:55:58 +0000 UTC View Post
who doesn’t love a little bit of lace?
2021-02-16 09:56:17 +0000 UTC View Posti’m getting a late start on tonight’s update since i am just getting home, but i shouldn’t need more than an hour to get it posted :) thanks guys! also, i’ve got some cool news that i’ll either mention tonight or tomorrow! just depends if i do a photos or video tonight... still not sure.
2021-02-16 07:23:21 +0000 UTC View Post
spending valentine’s day with my best girl. too bad she won’t let me fuck.
2021-02-15 07:50:40 +0000 UTC View Postthis lollipop tastes like ass. my ass. i had this in my ass. im actually kidding, this thing is huge. maybe if i fold it in half.....
2021-02-14 02:42:26 +0000 UTC View Postsorry for not posting the last two days... i was a little distracted, but i’ll make up for it today/tonight :)
2021-02-13 21:50:34 +0000 UTC View Postsince my pussy is currently under construction, i’ve been trying to avoid temptation, aka, my “naughty drawer”. but it’s been difficult. im drawn to it, like frodo to mordor. so this is as good as it’s gonna get. i get to lick my dick on a stick. yippie 😒
2021-02-10 07:18:09 +0000 UTC View Posti accidentally cropped out the part where i say "Hi" and also "Bye!". i was raised in the south and i have better manners than to not greet you and give a proper farewell :) and if i could i'd offer y'all something to eat and a glass of sweet tea.
2021-02-09 07:22:14 +0000 UTC View Posttonight’s video is ~11min long and taking sooooooo long to upload. but nevertheless, it’s on its way :)
2021-02-09 06:53:55 +0000 UTC View Post
i’d feeling lazy tonight. so lazy, in fact, that i plan on sleeping in my jeans and socks with the light on. haha just kidding... about the sleeping in my clothes part. that sounds disgusting. the part about feeling lazy is 100% true. and im sure that’s reflected in these photos. but i noticed it had been a while since i’ve done a try on video, so i figure i’ll do one of those tomorrow :) not sure what i’ll be trying on, but luckily the ‘taking it off’ part is what’s important.
2021-02-08 07:47:17 +0000 UTC View Post
this outfit is the opposite of all my black strappy ones. it makes me look so innocent ;) but in reality im about as innocent as OJ
2021-02-07 07:59:24 +0000 UTC View Post
