Your balls remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be a..
Your balls remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
2020-10-04 18:02:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my nipples standi..
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my nipples standing at attention.
2020-10-04 14:07:09 +0000 UTC View PostOne of my friends told me guys hate oral, do you wanna help ..
One of my friends told me guys hate oral, do you wanna help me prove her wrong?
2020-10-04 05:03:23 +0000 UTC View PostCan you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me wet..
Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me wet without even touching it.
2020-10-04 02:01:29 +0000 UTC View PostI could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was h..
I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.
2020-10-03 22:04:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
2020-10-03 05:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostKiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
2020-10-03 02:04:33 +0000 UTC View PostI must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
2020-10-02 22:03:57 +0000 UTC View PostDo you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
2020-10-02 18:04:09 +0000 UTC View PostMy bed broke this morning. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
My bed broke this morning. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
2020-10-02 14:05:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I know a girl who’s madly in love with you. If I wasn’t just..
I know a girl who’s madly in love with you. If I wasn’t just shy, I would tell you.
2020-10-02 02:03:49 +0000 UTC View PostThose are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
2020-10-01 22:07:47 +0000 UTC View Post
You’re like hot chocolate and I’m like marshmallows. You're ..
You’re like hot chocolate and I’m like marshmallows. You're hot and I want be on top of you.
2020-10-01 05:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostYour lap seems available. Can I sit on it?
Your lap seems available. Can I sit on it?
2020-10-01 02:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve heard the population is on the slide, why don’t we do s..
I’ve heard the population is on the slide, why don’t we do something about it tonight?
2020-09-30 22:03:59 +0000 UTC View PostCan you start printing out some missing person posters? I’m ..
Can you start printing out some missing person posters? I’m gonna have you tied up in my room for a long time.
2020-09-30 20:05:09 +0000 UTC View PostAre you my math homework? You seem hard and ready to be done..
Are you my math homework? You seem hard and ready to be done on my desk.
2020-09-30 18:02:58 +0000 UTC View PostI might not be going down town later, but hopefully, I’ll be..
I might not be going down town later, but hopefully, I’ll be going down on you.
2020-09-30 14:03:41 +0000 UTC View PostWow, such nice pants you have! Mind if I test the zipper?
Wow, such nice pants you have! Mind if I test the zipper?
2020-09-30 02:02:31 +0000 UTC View PostYou seem like a hard worker. I’ve got an opening you can fil..
You seem like a hard worker. I’ve got an opening you can fill.
2020-09-29 22:04:36 +0000 UTC View PostIf I told you that I work for a delivery service company, wo..
If I told you that I work for a delivery service company, would you let me handle your package?
2020-09-29 18:02:13 +0000 UTC View PostYou pants look really tight. I can loosen them for you if yo..
You pants look really tight. I can loosen them for you if you want.
2020-09-29 14:04:17 +0000 UTC View PostYour face would make a great throne for a queen like me.
Your face would make a great throne for a queen like me.
2020-09-29 02:02:56 +0000 UTC View PostMy hands feel cold. Can I put them in your pants to warm up?
My hands feel cold. Can I put them in your pants to warm up?
2020-09-28 22:02:11 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have some room in your mouth for another tongue?
Do you have some room in your mouth for another tongue?
2020-09-28 18:02:34 +0000 UTC View PostI love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
2020-09-28 14:05:56 +0000 UTC View PostStop staring at me. I might get pregnant!
Stop staring at me. I might get pregnant!
2020-09-28 02:01:29 +0000 UTC View Post
