



I read a funny sex story on the interwebs & I thought I’d share it with you! Author unknown. “So, my wife and I work opposite shifts and hardly saw each other for a while. I had managed to ‘’hold out’’ and not jerk off for close to 2 weeks. We both managed to be at home at the same time for once and were furiously going at it, her on top. We were on top of the bed our bedroom door was closed. We hear the front door open and her sister called out that she was there. My wife did not stop and kept going. Sister opened our bedroom door and my wife rolled off me just as I came. I came a LOT. With great fury. Probably an all-time distance record. Hands-Free. With her sister staring in disbelief as a volcano of semen spurted from my penis. She was too shocked to shut the door. We all just started laughing.”