

So, you know, when I am actually in a position to buy dildos (currently on a no buy), my toys are a couple of hundred dollars a pop. Which is fine, cos I love them, and I think you guys do too. However, a few of my SW friends have gotten realcocks recently and I'm so jelly 😂 but my god, the price 🥲 Bruce is EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLARS, and the exchange rate makes that even worse atm. Send sympathy for my pussy not getting pounded by this monster ðŸ˜