i had a dream last night i found the cutest lil smol blue he..
Added 2022-12-15 00:47:14 +0000 UTCi had a dream last night i found the cutest lil smol blue hedgehog abandoned in the rain and i brought him home and fed him hot soup and wanted to snuggle w him and protect him and love him and we snuggled on the bed and i read him bedtime stories and i fell asleep w him in my arms and next morning we go for hot choccies and he waddles over to a giant skyscraper everyone bows this lil smol blue hedgehog is a multimillionaire oil mogul tycoon he brings me to his office uses his manservant as a footstool and licks whipped cream off the secretaries he tells me ‘banks r zeros dont trust the banks !!’ he then climbs abroad a giant marble sphinx w all his many concubines that is pulled w rope by his servants and then i learnt im pregnant w a smol tiny blue hedgehog baby when did this smol blue hedgehog impregnate me anyway who wants breakfast in bed?🍑
