๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ข๐ก๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ช๐ก ๐๐จ๐๐จ๐ ๐๐๐ฅ โ๏ธ๐ฅ This poor cucumber needs a hom..
Added 2024-06-12 07:13:33 +0000 UTC๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ข๐ก๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ช๐ก ๐๐จ๐๐จ๐ ๐๐๐ฅ โ๏ธ๐ฅ
This poor cucumber needs a home and you could be its daddy! Available for one person only! Tip to sponsor your very own cucumber! Born and raised by yours truly! I wish this was a joke but I'm just funny as fuck! I will be planting and growing our very own baby cucumber and we are the parents! With this responsibility you will get the privilege of๐
- picking our baby's name
-bi-weekly updates to the growth of our baby
-holiday dress up of our baby cucumber
-a custom video of me annihilating my hairy pussy with your cucumber once full grown! Yes it will become my dildo and shipped straight to your house! (Video footage sent via snap)
BE MY BABY DADDY AND SPONSOR A POOR CUCUMBER TODAY! ๐ฅ (shipping not included)
